My counselor advised I needed some left brain work, so I teamed up with Pactimo (jersey mfg) and designed this Christmas jersey. If you would also like to decorate yourself this year, send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll return an order form and additional information. Salient facts:
plus $5.36 tax (if in Texas)
plus $5 if I (priority) mail it to you.
The order must be in by Sept 26 in order to have jerseys by Thanksgiving.